I Feel Ill
Marty Schottenheimer has a lot of things wrong with himself as a head coach. However, motivation and preparation skills were always clearly part of his good side. I don't think I've seen a team as listless as the 2007 Chargers the last 11 quarters... well, ever. They've been stuck in the same funk ever since the Patriots went up 14-0. Even when they do have a big play, the effect lasts for about 38 seconds and then they revert right back. This is what they look like:



Meanwhile, this is what the head coach looks like:



And this next one is what Marty would look like:



I'm not saying I want Marty back (God, am I ever not saying that), but seriously, they needed to hire the dud of duds? If Schottenheimer was around right now, he'd tear the most fearsome strip off his team in the history of bitch-outs. Their collective asses would be sore for the whole week, and they'd go out and win by 95 points just so it wouldn't happen again.

Instead, the quarterback has no confidence because he's always under pressure, the offensive line that was impenetrable last year is leaking like a penis with chlamydia, the defensive front gets no push, and the secondary sucks like it always did. The way they look right now, the Chargers are going to finish 6-10. How is this happening!?

The only thing left to do is to place a large bet on them next week and hope that that's when they figure it out.